THE JAZZ APPLE BOOK OF RECORDS
Since the dawn of time humankind has strived to be the fastest, the biggest, the strongest. We have evolved, created and adapted to be better, to improve, to triumph. The Four Minute Mile, Everest, the Moon, just a few milestones in a glorious history of human endeavour!
In celebration of this spirit of achievement Jazz has commissioned a book of video records to honour and immortalize all those who dare to dream (and love apples).
THE JAZZ APPLE BOOK OF RECORDS
It’s for the woman who can eat an apple in under 40 seconds but knows she can and will one day break the 30 second barrier; for the man who will balance an apple on his chin all the way to the checkout and persevere against all odds to the car park, even though he hasn't a clue where his keys are! Above all it’s for the young boy who wakes at five each morning to practice chomping before school, hoping that one day he’ll crack the loudest crunch.
Current records include:
The 60 Yard Apple Dash (8.7 seconds)
The Jazz Apple Scoff (1.24 seconds)
The Apple Balancing Office Tea Run (3.06 seconds)
Jazz Apple Slicing (12 Apples)
We want your records, if you think you can do something extraordinary with an extraordinary apple snap it and send your clips to patrick@impactagency.co.uk
Each sender will receive a Jazz Apple T-shirt and limited edition Jazz Apple slicer.
The best videos will be added to our YouTube channel we’re creating where apple stardom awaits!
And remember….
‘Success comes in cans not in cannots’
- Kriss Kezie Uche Chukwu Duru Akabusi MBE
Terms and conditions:
1. Your video will be used on the Jazz Apple Book of Records YouTube Channel and the Jazz Apples website.
2. The use of the video is at the discretion of Jazz Apples and anything deemed inappropriate will not be used.
3. Should you wish your video to be removed from the website, email patrick@impactagency.co.uk with your request.
- TV DANCE CREW ENJOY JAZZ
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- WIN A STUNNING DESIGNER APPLE COMPOST CROCK
- WIN AN ICE CREAM MAKER!
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- JAZZ FAN OF THE MONTH
- WIN A FOUR PERSON PICNIC SET
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- JAZZ ARE BACK AT TASTE OF LONDON 2010
- THE MOUNTAIN KING
- WIN A HEART RATE MONITOR!
- CAN I KICK IT?
- APPLE BASED QUIZ AMMO
- MARTIN BIKES BRITAIN FOR CHARITY
- WIN AN OUTDOOR GAMES SET!
- JAZZ BRING THE VITALITY SHOW TO LIFE
- FANCY WINNING A NIKON DIGITAL CAMERA?
- HARRY A SURESHOT FINALIST
- A BIG THANK YOU
- WHO IS THE JAZZ APPLE MAN?
- JAZZ APPLE SCOFF RECORD SMASHED!
- WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS TO THE VITALITY SHOW
- GIFT OF THE JIB
- JAZZ THE MEDIA DARLING
- JAZZ AT THE VITALITY SHOW
- THE 60 YARD APPLE DASH
- THE JAZZ APPLE SCOFF
- THE APPLE BALANCING OFFICE TEA RUN
- JAZZ APPLE SLICING
- THE JAZZ APPLE BOOK OF RECORDS
- TURNER GUEST OF HONOUR AT BUCKS SPORTS AWARDS
- WIN A POCKET VIDEO CAMERA IN THIS MONTH’S GIVEAWAY!
- MARCO PIERRE WHO? JAZZ COOKS UP A STORM AT THE BBC GOOD FOOD SHOW
- THE CHAMP IS BACK
- WIN A YEAR'S SUBSCRIPTION TO 'HEALTH AND FITNESS' OR 'MEN'S HEALTH' MAGAZINE! - Competition closed
- FRUITY FACE WINNERS
- BEST OF BRITISH
- TEAM NEWS
- WIN A BAUMATIC JUICER - Competition Closes - 30th November
- VISIT US AT THE BBC GOOD FOOD SHOW
- WIN A FRUITYFACE FRUIT CARRIER! - Competition Closed
- 'WAIT TILL YOU TASTE ONE, DEARIE!'
- WHAT'S HAPPENING TEAM?
- SHRINK A HEAD FOR HALLOWEEN
- TURNER PRIZE
- THE GARDEN OF EDEN?
- THIS MONTH WIN THE BRAND NEW APPLE IPOD SHUFFLE!! - Competition Closed
- KIM'S COMING TO A BEACH NEAR YOU!
- WIN THE PERFECT TENT FOR THE PERFECT STAY-CATION - Competition Closed
- JAZZ CREATES A BUZZ AT THE CHILDREN'S FOOD FESTIVAL
- OAR INSPIRING HELEN VICTORIOUS AT HENLEY WOMEN'S REGATTA
- JAZZ AT TASTE OF LONDON
- WIN A FESTIVAL PARTY PALACE
- WIN A TENT! - Competition Closed
- HELEN OF FOWEY ROWS VICTORIOUS
- CLEAR TO SEE CHRIS A HOY IN THE MAKING
- WIN A JAZZ APPLES FESTIVAL KIT! - Competition Closed
- TEAM JAZZ ON THE MARCH
- ON YOUR MARCH, GET PICNIC SET, GO WILD! - Competition Closed
- WIN A DINNER! - Competition Closed
- ICH BIN EIN JAZZ APPLE
- KEEPING UP WITH THE COURTIER-JONESES
- JAZZ CYCLING TEAM SCHEDULE RELEASED
- WIN A SELECTION OF FUNKY JAZZ KIT TO HELP YOU GET ACTIVE IN 2009 - Competition Closed
- TEAM JAZZ STARTS TO BRING HOME THE BACON
- MEET THE GROWER - JEREMY LINSELL
- JAZZ STEALS THE LIMELIGHT AT BBC GOOD FOOD
- RISING STAR OF THE APPLE WORLD RETURNS TO BBC GOOD FOOD
- MEET THE GROWER
- JAZZ AROUND THE WORLD
- JAZZ DAY
- TIM DROPS INTO ST MARY'S TO LAUNCH NEW SPONSORSHIP SCHEME
- EMMETT GOES BACK TO SCHOOL
- BEACH BUMS
- BIG BREAK: SPONSOPRSHIP DEAL FOR SPORTS ENTHUSIASTS
- JAZZ NOW HITTING THE HIGH NOTES, SAY WORLDWIDE FRUIT
- TIM EMMETT LEAPS INTO THE RECORD BOOKS
- JAZZ APPLE CHALLENGES THE UK TO STOP THE ROT


